We’ve been advised to add a bunch of legalese here, to protect our backsides, should somebody get butthurt and wanna sue over something on the podcast. We think that’s ridiculous. But okay. Fine. Here’s our disclaimer in plain English: “You’re on your own. If you submit something for Dear John you may get roasted on the podcast or on social media. Submit something at your own risk. If something does happen or gets said that you don't like, don’t come crying to us.” But seriously you can't sue us bro.